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    Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) Comes to Scotland to Conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him.

    As he nears the battlefield,There suddenly appears a solitary figure On the crest of the hill. A short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt.



    Hammer O the Scots? yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill. Come up here, ya English *******s, And I'll give ye a hammerin'!'

    Edward turns to his commander. 'Send 20 men to deal with that little Scottish upstart, he says.

    The commander sends twenty of his best men over the hill to kill the Scotsman.

    Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, The little Scot appears again.

    'Ya English diddies!' he yells. Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, I'll have ye all!'
    Edward is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander.'Send 100 men to kill that little guttersnipe!'

    The commander sends 100 men Over the hill to do the job.



    Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the Hill once more, his hair all sticking up, His shirt a wee bit torn.

    'Ya English SCUM!' he yells. 'I'm just warming up!! Come and get me, Ya English ****e !!'


    Edward losses patience. 'Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE EARTH!' he yells.

    The commander gulps, but leads four Hundred men on horseback over the crest of the hill.



    Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all torn, His face is covered in blood, Snot and Irn-Bru.



    'Is that the best ye can do??? You're ****** WIMMIN!!! Come on!! Come and have a go ya bunch of English ****es!!!' he yells.
    Edward turns to his second in command. 'Take 1,000 men over that hill and don't come back Till you've killed him!' he commands.

    The second in command gathers the men and they ride off Over the hill to their fate.
    Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of the hill, He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.

    'Your Majesty!' he yells. 'It's a trap!!! There's TWO of them!!!'

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    me like very funny
    nothing like an hisorical joke!!!

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    HAHAHA! Pure quality!

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    I think that's a bit racist myself!

















































    NOT!!!! hahahahaha, would be if it was set in another area though.


    And I'm not tyring to kill it, I just didn't like the way some of mine were read how certain ppl wanted them to read a while back, different when it's having a pop at the English though isn't it, don't seem to be too many bleeding heart liberals about to defend us when those horrible nasty Scots make jokes up about us

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