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    Default "April Fools Day"

    This did the rounds at work through email, a lot of people thought it was for real...

    But a lot of us remembered that it was Aprils Fool Day, you have to give the person credit, for the time and idea spent on it...

    Very funny indeed!


    Laptops Direct can help with your Funeral Costs

    In these difficult credit-crunch times we understand that it’s not easy to give your loved ones the send off they deserve. With funerals costing up to £5000 it makes sense to get help.That’s why we’ve put together this unique sponsorship package, giving you the opportunity to cover all your costs.

    We will help you pay for some, or all of the funeral expenses, depending on the package you choose. We have a range of subtle and tasteful sponsorship positions available throughout the service each bringing you a contribution cost. Please note that in order for us to be able to offer this service we do require a minimum of 50 mourners, this ensures we will get the exposure required to cover the cost of the sponsorship.

    All our sponsorship opportunities are designed to be non intrusive to the proceedings. We can tailor the list of options to your requirements giving you complete control of the service. You will have a dedicated funeral assistant at Laptops Direct who can help with any queries you may have.

    What do I do next?

    If you would like Laptops Direct to support the organisation of a funeral please send the following details to freefunerals@laptopsdirect.co.uk for a contribution quote:

    Estimated number of mourners attending
    Which sponsorship options you’d like to take up
    Please note that due to the large volume of requests we receive it may take up to seven working days for a reply.

    Sponsorship Opportunities

    Below is a list of opportunities available. For more information please use the contact details provided at the bottom of this page.

    Sponsorship Option Contribution to Funeral Costs
    50-99
    mourners 100+
    Mourners
    Car Flags on Hearse £100 £200
    Coffin Drape £250 £500
    Wreath in Red and Blue (discreet laptop shape in centre) £100 £200
    Funeral Flags at graveside £100 £200
    Umbrellas £100 £300
    Windbreak Barrier £150 £300
    Marque Tent £150 £250
    Newspaper announcement in Memorials section (must include one of our current promotions) £500 £1250
    Gravestone Etching with Laptops Direct special offer - Permanent £1000 £1250
    Gravestone Etching with Laptops Direct special offer - 5 updates over next 5 years* £2000 £2500
    Pall Bearer Sashes £100 £200
    Priest's Collar £250 £500
    Laptops Direct Jingle after Funeral Music £250 £500
    Coffin curtains £250 £500
    Urn £500 £500
    Eulogy from Laptops Direct Managing Director £1000 £1000
    Laptop Demo Stall £100 + 10% of
    Gross Profit £200 + 10% of
    Gross Profit
    Minimum selection of 3 items

    Select 10 or more options and receive a Free Laptop.

    * Contribution reflects cost of re-engraving a stone in situ

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    I can imagine some would bite .....................

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