1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

>Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?

>Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?

>A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A ***** sleeps with everybody
at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

> Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

> A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

>The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

>No one to talk to during orgasm.
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8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ***?

>A mechanic.
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> 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

>The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

>The one who can eat the last donut.
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11) Jewish dilemma:


> Free PORK.
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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:


>"Are you in?"
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13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:


>"Honey, I'm home!"