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    Exclamation Time For A Laugh

    A young lad comes home from school and catches his mum and dad on the job.

    His dad tells him he must not talk about what he has seen, and as a reward he will take him in to town and buy him something of his own choosing.

    The lad really wants a divers watch, and his dad buys it for him.

    In school the next day he is showing off his new watch to his mates.

    The school bully sees it and says....

    B - where'd ya get that watch from?

    K - replies, I cant say I promised not to

    B - You will tell me or I'll beat you up

    K - Ok, I caught my parents having sex, so my dad bought me the watch

    B - WHAT!! he bought you a watch cos you caught em ****ging?

    K - Yes

    B - I catch my folks doing it all the time, wait till I get home

    So after school the bully goes home, marches upstairs and kicks the bedroom door open and sure enough his parents are going at it hammer and tongs.

    His dad looks around and says...

    D - WTF do you want?

    B - I wanna watch

    D - Well pull up a chair then, my *** is getting cold and your putting me off my strokes.

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