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    Vauxhall have just announced a new feature for the Insignia.

    Government backed Advanced Shop Assist designed to beat the credit crunch

    In addition to reading road signs and displaying them on the screen, the new Advanced Shop Assist can now also recognise shop fronts

    This enables you to program the computer to highlight certain stores or facilities.

    Men can program Advanced Shop Assist for petrol stations, gadget shops or resteraunts/pubs etc.

    Women can program Advanced Shop Assist for Hair Dressers, Assessory Stores etc

    Once Shop Assist has been activated it will blow the horn and indicate left. If you like the shop, it will store it to favorites for you.

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    lol @ steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman View Post
    lol @ steve

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    This option will not feature in the latest model line up as the firmware could be hacked by ramraiders.

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    This feature also recognises other premium brand vehicles and allows the nearside rear wheel to lift and dump used engine oil onto selected vehicles... like BMW, Fords, Audi's etc..

    This features has similar characteristics associated with 'marking' by other canine breeds

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    Somebody get Spoons a funnel & a gallon of night nurse and get a medical report recommending backing away from the keyboard slowly... very slowly.

    Somebody let the pixies loose in his head & they're painting Griffins on his brain cells.

    By the way - does it have an Elvis button that auto parks in the nearest drive-thru & orders the entire menu?

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    make mine the chip shop and the pub lol

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