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    I went to hospital yesterday to have a camera down my John Thomas, I had a good look around my bladder and prostrate gland. It was only a 5 min procedure, slight burn on entry. There was a sharp intake of breath and the word Jeez was uttered by the cameraman and attending nurse but they were ok after a short while, they hadn't seen one so large before. lol. So if you ever have to have this procedure don't worry it's no big deal (the procedure not my willie.lol) It turns out i have kidney stones in both kidneys, which comes somewhat as a relief as i was expecting worse, because i had part of my right kidney removed in 1964 and my mum had a kidney out in later life. So all in all i'm happy, apart from the slight burn when i have a Geoff Hurst.

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    unlucky mate, I've had kidney stones before and they aren't much fun to pass.

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    You've had front passage, i've had the rear done.....twice for Crohn's Disease treatment and investigation.

    Worst part of that is the air that gets blown in to keep the passage clear for the camera. Never knew trapped wind could be so utterly painful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterboy View Post
    You've had front passage, i've had the rear done.....twice for Crohn's Disease treatment and investigation.

    Worst part of that is the air that gets blown in to keep the passage clear for the camera. Never knew trapped wind could be so utterly painful
    Mine was more embarrassing than painful.

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    i've had a bladder neck incision ....its not just the camera but the operating tools and a channel four film crew pushed down there as well....

    really painful and very sore in hospital especially as the cathertor wouldnt work and i was passing blood past the cathetor.... wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy- i would rather donate bone marrow again than have that

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    Quote Originally Posted by deztroyer View Post
    i've had a bladder neck incision ....its not just the camera but the operating tools and a channel four film crew pushed down there as well....

    really painful and very sore in hospital especially as the cathertor wouldnt work and i was passing blood past the cathetor.... wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy- i would rather donate bone marrow again than have that
    You're making my eyes water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badback View Post
    You're making my eyes water.

    then the cathertor wouldnt come out even my wife grabbed her crotch when the specialist finally pulled it out whislt is was on gas and air i could have parked a bus up there by the time he'd finished . but that was nearly two years ago and the nightmares have nearly all finished

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    Quote Originally Posted by deztroyer View Post
    then the cathertor wouldnt come out even my wife grabbed her crotch when the specialist finally pulled it out whislt is was on gas and air i could have parked a bus up there by the time he'd finished . but that was nearly two years ago and the nightmares have nearly all finished
    Stop Stop, or i'll be having the nightmares. That must have been awful to say the least.

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    ooh,sounds very nasty guys..hope yer bits get better lol

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