Being a big bloke, I've always been a bit clumsy but things seem to get worse as the years go by. I always seem to be tripping over, banging my elbows or getting my legs tangled up -even when sober .
Last night I went to take the dog out, realized it was raining and went to put my hat on. Somehow, I managed to get something wrong, stuck my thumb in my ear and cut it with my thumbnail!
SWMBO walked into the hall and found me stood there, tissue clutched to my ear, wearing coat and hat with a patient dog sat by my side. She didn't say anything, just gave me the kind of look you can only give after 26-odd years of marriage and walked on by.
Anyone else unnaturally clumsy?

Phil