A Nun gets on a bus, it's empty except for the driver. The Nun says ' Im going to die soon but i want to have sex before I go, but I must remain a virgin so it will have to be anal and I can't commit adultry so it must be with a single man, can you help?'
The bus driver says 'YES, of course!'
After the deed, the driver is racked with guilt and says 'Im sorry but I lied, im married with 3 kids'
The Nun says ' So did I, my name is Kevin and im going to a fancy dress party'