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    Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is chokingyou.
    3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.


    4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chanceI get.

    5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you arewell again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

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