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    Talking Wanted: Gynaecologist's Assistant


    A young man goes into the Job Centre in Tunbridge Wells, and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.

    Interested, he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.

    The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynaecologist’s examination.

    There's an annual salary of £45,000, but you're going to have to go to Maidstone. That's about 25 miles from here."

    "Oh, is that where the job is?"








    "No, sir - that's where the end of the line is right now."





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    Noah just called and asked for his joke back..... only kidding, old but gold

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    Old ones are the best ones, sometimes .. ...

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    1st time Ive heard it .....quite funny

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    never heard that before, very good

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    Quote Originally Posted by big rich View Post
    never heard that before, very good
    Not that one before ?,you must have a sheltered life

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