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    A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day. "Oh
    No" she says suddenly. I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband.
    He's going to be really ticked off if it's not ready on time."

    When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the
    supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an
    egg, and a can of cat food.

    In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it
    with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

    She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to eat.
    To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.

    "Darling, this the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of
    marriage. You can make this for me any old day".

    Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the
    same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified.
    "You're going to kill him," they exclaimed.

    Two months later, her husband died.

    When her friends heard, one of them said, "You killed him - we told you that
    feeding him that cat food every week would do him in. How can you just sit
    there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?

    The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window
    sill while he was licking his ahhse."

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    LOL very good mate

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    Nice one lol

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    Pmsl!

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    Very good i like that !!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    yeah very good mate

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    Nice.

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    Nice one, It reminds me of an old farmer I used to know, we were in his kitchen, when his dog came in and started to lick it,s backside, I wish I could do that, The farmer replied.......give him a bonio and he will let you...

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