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    > Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was
    > a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the
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    > Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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    Groooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

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    Oh dear

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    ohhhh... thats terrible!

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    "oh well"

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    oh dear

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    OOOOOh thats very bad Alex ..........................but a bit funny!!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    made me laugh haha

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    No no no no...no you just can't be posting groaners like that!

    ROFLMFAO

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    sad sad sad

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