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    Default Vectra-c meet

    Four married blokes go on a Vectra-c meet. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
    First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out to-day. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
    Second bloke: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would put up new decking for the garden".
    Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
    They continue to walk and look at the other members cars and take a few photos, When they realised that I has not said a word. they asked me. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come to this.What's the deal?"
    I said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

    "Vectra-c meet or Sex?" and she said: "Don't forget your camera"


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    You know my Mrs

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    Excellent, same the country over i'm sure!

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    My other car. 1972 1641cc slammed beetle. On the road finally!!

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    well done but who are the 4 married men or can we put up guesses lol

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    PMSL

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    so true so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by neverlandandy View Post
    well done but who are the 4 married men or can we put up guesses lol
    I'm not saying as they are in enough trouble

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    (makes note...)

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    AHAHAHA!!
    good one!

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