during the night i needed to use the bathroom
as you do when you get to my age
whilst standing there doing what you do i serveyed the area and to my horror i saw a "scalp" on the window sill
**** thought i (was in the right place anyway)
checked all the cupboards etc for the injuns non to be seen anywhere the coast was clear thank god
after sleeping with one eye open all night john wayne style
i was relieved to find out that my step sons girlfriend was staying overnight and had left her hair extensions in the bathroom