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    Default Boy visits new shopping mall!

    An Amish boy and his rode into town to visit a new shopping mall.

    What they saw had them amazed, but the thing that really caught their eye was a pair of shiny 'walls' that slid open and closed shut again.

    Boy looked at his father and says "father, what is that?"

    Having never seen an elevator before, the father said "son, I have not seen anything like this in my life."


    At that moment a fat ugly lady rolled up and pressed a button.


    The 'walls' opened and the lady passed into a small room.


    The 'walls' closed and the two watched in awe as some numbers above the walls lit up in ascending order.


    The pair continued to stare as the numbers lit up in reverse order.



    Finally the walls opened and a gorgeous young blonde stepped out.



    The father said quietly,





    "son, go get your mother....."

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