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    >Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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    >>Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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    >>First Question:
    >>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
    >>position are you in?
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    >>Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
    >>absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
    >>place, you are second!
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    >>Try not to screw up in the next question.
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    >>To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
    >>the first question.
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    >>Second Question:
    >>If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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    >>Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
    >>again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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    >>You're not very good at this! Are you?
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    >>Third Question:
    >>Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
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    >>Do NOT use paper! and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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    >>Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
    >>another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
    >>Now add 10. What is the total?
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    >>Scroll down for answer.
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    >>Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
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    >>Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
    >>your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
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    >>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    >>4. Nono.
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    >>What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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    >>Answer: Nunu?
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    >>NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
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    >>Okay, now the bonus round.
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    >>There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    >>imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
    >>expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
    >>done.
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    >>Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
    >>sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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    >>He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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    >>KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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    good stuff i'm still doing the math one yet

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    Didn't get the sister one but worked out the rest as i read them. Very good though.

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    god i think im getting old lol

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