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    A nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar.

    She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

    The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.

    At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.

    After she's finished the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

    After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

    The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina.

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    LOL

    You may be interested to know that many of your posted jokes I forward to members of the family in the forces, as they are always requesting me to send more to them which they of course share with their mates.
    It gives them a good laugh and cheers them up.

    So keep em coming matey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron43 View Post
    LOL

    You may be interested to know that many of your posted jokes I forward to members of the family in the forces, as they are always requesting me to send more to them which they of course share with their mates.
    It gives them a good laugh and cheers them up.

    So keep em coming matey.
    No worries mate, most of the one's I put on here are usually a week old in my inbox and are already in circulation by the time I post them up. They are funny thou-some of them.

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