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    Default Competition - short story using forum smilies

    For a bit of fun as this could result in some hilarious entries. All you have to do is write a short story incorporating 20 (exactly) of the forum smilies - If it's not a forum smiley, it don't count. The idea being to put in a smilie instead of a word/words i.e. "Once upon a time there was a who lived in a big castle....." kinda thing.

    Nothing too rude or risqué, or nothing directed at anyone personally - they'll be removed if they are.

    The best one as deemed by myself, Graeme and Gary will get a couple of small club stickers. It's for a bit of fun, but there's a small incentive as well.

    We'll let it run for a little while before giving notice that it's closing.

    EDIT: The story should also start with "Once upon a time....."

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    Butch flees the arena, having won the bout. Making his getaway by taxi, he learns from the death-obsessed driver, that he killed the opposing fighter. Butch has double-crossed Marsellus.
    Butch drives away but while waiting at a traffic light, Marsellus walks by and recognizes him. Butch rams Marsellus with the car, then another automobile collides with his. After a foot chase the two men land in a pawnshop. Butch is about to shoot Marsellus, when the shopowner captures them at gunpoint and ties them up in a half-basement area. Maynard is joined by Zed; they take Marsellus to another room to rape him, leaving a silent masked figure referred to as "the gimp" to watch a tied-up Butch. Butch breaks loose and knocks out the gimp. He is about to flee when he decides to save Marsellus. As Zed is raping Marsellus Butch kills Maynard with a katana. Marsellus informs Butch that they are even with respect to the botched fight fix, so long as he never tells anyone about the rape and departs Los Angeles forever. Butch agrees

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSYSH466Y View Post




    Butch flees the arena, having won the bout. Making his getaway by taxi, he learns from the death-obsessed driver, that he killed the opposing fighter. Butch has double-crossed Marsellus.
    Butch drives away but while waiting at a traffic light, Marsellus walks by and recognizes him. Butch rams Marsellus with the car, then another automobile collides with his. After a foot chase the two men land in a pawnshop. Butch is about to shoot Marsellus, when the shopowner captures them at gunpoint and ties them up in a half-basement area. Maynard is joined by Zed; they take Marsellus to another room to rape him, leaving a silent masked figure referred to as "the gimp" to watch a tied-up Butch. Butch breaks loose and knocks out the gimp. He is about to flee when he decides to save Marsellus. As Zed is raping Marsellus Butch kills Maynard with a katana. Marsellus informs Butch that they are even with respect to the botched fight fix, so long as he never tells anyone about the rape and departs Los Angeles forever. Butch agrees


    ROFLMFAO!!!! surely no one can ever beat this madness hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSYSH466Y View Post




    Butch flees the arena, having won the bout. Making his getaway by taxi, he learns from the death-obsessed driver, that he killed the opposing fighter. Butch has double-crossed Marsellus.
    Butch drives away but while waiting at a traffic light, Marsellus walks by and recognizes him. Butch rams Marsellus with the car, then another automobile collides with his. After a foot chase the two men land in a pawnshop. Butch is about to shoot Marsellus, when the shopowner captures them at gunpoint and ties them up in a half-basement area. Maynard is joined by Zed; they take Marsellus to another room to rape him, leaving a silent masked figure referred to as "the gimp" to watch a tied-up Butch. Butch breaks loose and knocks out the gimp. He is about to flee when he decides to save Marsellus. As Zed is raping Marsellus Butch kills Maynard with a katana. Marsellus informs Butch that they are even with respect to the botched fight fix, so long as he never tells anyone about the rape and departs Los Angeles forever. Butch agrees
    You're mad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSYSH466Y View Post




    Butch flees the arena, having won the bout. Making his getaway by taxi, he learns from the death-obsessed driver, that he killed the opposing fighter. Butch has double-crossed Marsellus.
    Butch drives away but while waiting at a traffic light, Marsellus walks by and recognizes him. Butch rams Marsellus with the car, then another automobile collides with his. After a foot chase the two men land in a pawnshop. Butch is about to shoot Marsellus, when the shopowner captures them at gunpoint and ties them up in a half-basement area. Maynard is joined by Zed; they take Marsellus to another room to rape him, leaving a silent masked figure referred to as "the gimp" to watch a tied-up Butch. Butch breaks loose and knocks out the gimp. He is about to flee when he decides to save Marsellus. As Zed is raping Marsellus Butch kills Maynard with a katana. Marsellus informs Butch that they are even with respect to the botched fight fix, so long as he never tells anyone about the rape and departs Los Angeles forever. Butch agrees
    i think you need help m8 lmfao

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    I think Quentin Tarantino stole your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevel View Post
    I think Quentin Tarantino stole your idea.
    Nowhere near as good. lol Graphics are better in my version

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsysh466y View Post
    nowhere near as good. Lol graphics are better in my version
    pmsl.

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    Crackin film!!!!!!!!

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