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    Default Feeling unwell

    A little brown paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

    "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

    The little brown paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

    "What's wrong with me?" asked the little brown paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

    "No, I can't be I'm just a little brown paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

    "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

    "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little brown paper bag!"

    "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

    "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little brown paper bag!"

    "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

    "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little brown paper bag!"

    "Well," said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

    "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just little paper bag!"

    "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor. "Your mother must have been a carrier."


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    FFS G!



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    rofl ...very good m8

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    lol

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