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    A nun and a preist were crossing the sahara desert on a camel .
    on the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

    After dusting themselves off , the nun and the preist surveyed their situation.
    After a long period of silence , the preist spoke, well sister, this looks pretty grim !.

    'I know father. in fact i dont think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two'.

    'I agree ' says the father ' sister since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me

    'Anything father'

    'I have never seen a woman ,s breast,s and i was wondering if i might see yours'.

    ' Well under the circumstances i dont see that it could do any harm'

    The nun opened her habit and the preist enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts commenting frequently on the beauty

    'Sister would you mind if i touched them?' she consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

    'Father could i ask something of you?'

    'yes sister!'

    I have never seen a mans ***** could i see yours ?.

    ' I suppose that would be ok the preist replied lifting his robe.

    'oh father may i touch it ?

    The preist consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection .

    'Sister. you know that if i insert my ***** in the right place it can give life

    .Is that true father ?.

    'yes it is sister'.

    ' oh father , thats wonderful









    ......stick it in the camel and lets get the hell out of here!
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