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    Talking Relationship Advice............

    1. SHOPPING MATHS

    A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need.

    2. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    3. HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.

    4. MEMORY

    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.


    5. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

    6. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    Love from Mrs D - agony aunt!!!

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    i didn't realise you knew my wife!!!!!!!!

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    Very good Mrs D

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    oh how true that is Louise

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    Do you have a web came in our house?
    Now I'm worried !!!!!


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    I agree..

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    thats the 2nd time today ive heard that one mrs d, cheers chalky thanx for the welcome msg

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    I'm saying nothing...

    Mrs GSi will tell me what i need to know..

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