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    An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is soadvanced, we can takea kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have himlooking for workin six weeks'.


    A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we cantake a lung out ofone person, put it in another, and have him looking for workin four weeks'.
    A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is soadvanced, we can takehalf a heart from one person, put it in another, and havethem both lookingfor work in two weeks'.


    The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!.

    We cantake ********sout of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and havehalf the countrylooking for work within twenty-four hours'.














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    Funny, but true.

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