this is for sale http://aberdeen.gumtree.com/aberdeen/71/34857471.html and I was thinking about buying it, but I'm worried about my street cred. I am under 50 and still have all my own hair and teeth. Will I loose either or both if I go down this route? Would my wife leave me and how could I obtain forgiveness for all the dirty and and impure thoughts I have had in the past whenever I got stuck behind one. Is there a course I could go on or specialist group that offers support and a 24hr helpline?