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    Eek Sex fairy should i be worried ?

    Just Recived This In My Emails ?












    The sex fairy...



    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0001/image001.gif[/IMG]

    The Sex Fairy


    This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0002/image002.gif[/IMG]

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0003/image003.gif[/IMG]
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    2. Gentle,
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0004/image004.gif[/IMG]relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0005/image005.gif[/IMG]produced cleanses the
    pores and makes your skin glow.
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    3. Lovemaking
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0006/image006.gif[/IMG]can burn up those calories you piled on during that
    romantic dinner.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0007/image007.gif[/IMG]

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    4. Sex is one of the safest sports
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0008/image008.gif[/IMG]you can take up. It stretches [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0009/image009.gif[/IMG]and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0010/image010.gif[/IMG]

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    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0011/image011.gif[/IMG]It releases endorphins
    into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
    with a feeling of well-being.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0012/image012.gif[/IMG]
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    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0013/image013.gif[/IMG]The sexually
    active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
    These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0014/image014.gif[/IMG]
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    7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0015/image015.gif[/IMG]
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    8. Kissing
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0016/image016.gif[/IMG]each day will keep the dentist away. [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0017/image017.gif[/IMG]Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
    the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0018/image018.gif[/IMG]
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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
    the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0019/image019.gif[/IMG]
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    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0020/image020.gif[/IMG]Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0021/image021.gif[/IMG]

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    This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times.

    Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy'




    [IMG]aoladp://MA24438026-0022/image022.gif[/IMG]will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

    If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke!
    Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

    Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

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    it looked better in the email

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    No pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brant2474 View Post
    it looked better in the email
    Its a bit old now .... Is this what your email was like http://www.frogstar.com/content/sex-fairy

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