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    Default Test for Dementia

    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


    Let's find out just how clever you really are....



    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

    First Question:


    Y
    ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?











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    Answer:
    If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK
    ?

    Second Question:

    I
    f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
    (scroll down)

















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    Answer:
    If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


    You're not very good at this, are you?






    Third Question:
    V
    ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


    Take
    1000 and add
    40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
    Add another
    1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
    Now add
    10. What is the total?


    Scroll down for answer.....







    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    Did you get 5000?


    The correct answer is actually 4100.




    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    Maybe.


    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?








    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    Did you Answer
    Nunu?
    NO!
    Of course it isn't.
    Her name is
    Mary. Read the question
    again!




    Okay, now the bonus round:


    A
    mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
    done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?













    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple.... Like you!







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    very good m8, we love things like this

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    im officialy dumb and so is my gf

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    I got them all right .... nothing to do with the fact I had an email last year with the same questions that I got wrong then

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    the only one i got right is the blind man one but it got my gf,

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    Quote Originally Posted by vectrac20tsri View Post
    the only one i got right is the blind man one but it got my gf,
    my wife said he would point at them

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