An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by
a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says
quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!.
" There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you
are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the
stone and proceeds to bash the f@@k out of the chief. As he stands
above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100
natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out
again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed