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    A trainee undertaker on his 1st day is asked by the mortician to prepare the body of a lady.

    M - Do you think you can handle that son?

    T - Sure

    M - I'll be back later to see how you do

    T - Ok

    An hour passes and the mortician returns

    M - How you doing son he asks

    T - All done sir

    M - What! everything, you cleaned her top to bottom?

    T- Yeah

    M - Did you wash her hair?

    T - Yeah

    M - Did you clean between her toes?

    T - Yeah look I did everything, I even cleaned the prawn

    M - The prawn???

    T - Yeah that thing between her legs

    M - Thats not a prawn, thats a clitorus

    T - Well it didn't half taste like one.

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    Two poor hillbillies win the lottery and decide to go to the Opera for the night

    As they get to the venue there are 5 queues waiting to get it for different shows

    Wych wan shalwah go c ma, asks papabilly

    Oi loiks vat wan pa, va Fantum o' va Opra

    So papabilly asks the doorman, wot wan is far va fantum show

    The doorman replies..... far queue sir

    papabilly gets annoyed and replies..... yeah an fark you too ar munnies as gud as anywans

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    LOL took me 2 reads to work out the bottom one

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