Oldie but good if your in the mood!

Two old ladies met for the first time in years and the first one said to the other: I heard you have stopped going to the Church on a Sunday!

The second one said: Aye thats right, I am getting deaf and I canny hear him talking.

First one: well you should come to our Church, he bawls like a Bull.

Second one: Has he!!
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