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    Default postmans perks

    The local postman was retiring after 35 years on the same round..
    at the 1st house the owner opens the door and gives the postie a bottle of finest malt whisky.....thats for delivering my mail for all those years in all weathers, with no complaints whatsoever...says the owner
    at the second house the postie gets given a box of finest cigars....enjoy your retirement and thanks for a good service....says the owner
    at the third house a gorgeous woman opens the door wearing very little...come inside, as I would like to thank you for your service over the years...she takes him upstairs and gives him mindblowing sex..after this they go downstairs to where there is a fantastic breakfast laid out....the postie notices a 5 pound note under his tea cup... hold on he says, I cant take this as well.. the woman says when I discussed with my husband what to do for you..he said i had to...

    f**k him, give him a fiver, and maybe some breakfast.....!!!!

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    Nice one lol

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    Very Good..

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    Excellent!

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    Very Good.

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