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    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom; 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!....'

    Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry i f I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

    A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'

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    Very good.

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    very good mate

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    like that one

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    I like it.

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    excellent, made me laugh out loud

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    I like it

    My other car. 1972 1641cc slammed beetle. On the road finally!!

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