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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Asda with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Asda greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?''I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would SH4G you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by big rich View Post
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by spennny View Post
    A very loud, mean-acting woman walked into Asda with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    So was this in Liverpool then mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean-2.2Direct View Post
    So was this in Liverpool then mate
    Aintree perhaps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Aintree perhaps
    Nah, gotta be Birkenhead

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