Read it on another site
It was on one of the news websites as well. Food looked truly horrible
I sent peter vardy a complaint email about his local vauxhall franchise!
similar kind of format, trying to get a point across, but with a bit of humour. I was a bit drunk and sent it before i knew what id done.
suffice to say i did not get a responce.
No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in:
Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking it's more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It's mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month
By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it's baffling presentation:
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST ****** COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn't want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.
I've got tears rolling down my cheeks by now
Awesome, Cant remember the last time I laffed out loud.
lol that looked horrid
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