Viagra

**Blagmeister** · 27th January 2009, 14:06

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'

**Tadpole** · 27th January 2009, 14:24

Like it I'll stick that in my pocket for reference.

**spennny** · 27th January 2009, 14:29

lol....

Reminds me of a time in DE, my mates chick left him for a week and he came out for a few beers, my other mate put a crushed viagra in his drink and didnt say anything, needless to say he was up all night alone

**Vaux-Man-G** · 27th January 2009, 15:06

Originally Posted by spennny

lol....

Reminds me of a time in DE, my mates chick left him for a week and he came out for a few beers, my other mate put a crushed viagra in his drink and didnt say anything, needless to say he was up all night alone

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