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    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?' The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

    The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized? ' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face'

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    That's a line from Benny Hill's 'Ernie - The Fastest Milkman in the West' from 1971!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vxvirgin View Post
    That's a line from Benny Hill's 'Ernie - The Fastest Milkman in the West' from 1971!
    they say the old ones are the best

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by solorider View Post
    they say the old ones are the best
    They are, you see I understood that one but she could still have had the 'extra pinta' ..

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