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    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"


    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.


    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"


    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."


    Larry is recovering nicely at JFK Hospital.

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    Very good made me smile.

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    nice one spikey

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