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    Default The Perfect Man

    A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi straight away.

    He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: "Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie"

    "Who?" says the man.

    "Stevie Jones. He was a guy who did everything right. Like my taxi being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened for Stevie."

    "Well no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody," the man replies.

    "Not Stevie," says cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have turned professional at golf or tennis and he danced like a West End star. He was handsome and sophisticated, more than George Clooney. He had a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. He was something!"

    "Somehow Stevie just new exactly how to make women happy," the cabbie continues.

    "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out."

    "No wonder you remember him!" says the man.

    "I never actually met Stevie," admits cabbie.

    "Then how do you know so much about him?" asks the man.

    "After he died I married his wife."

    ... ohhhhhh soooo True

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    not my sense of humour???

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    Haha thats a good one

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    But, I'm not dead......

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    Is that a challenge then?!

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    NO, I've got kids and a wife who depend on and love me.

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    You have to think a bit about that one.

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    Very good

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