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    Default Are you inebriated?

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance,
    I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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    Yes very true.

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    I struggle to say some of those things sober!!!

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    And things that are very easy to say when pi**ed....

    1) I love you I do, I really do. (This could be to missus, best mate or complete stranger in the street! )

    D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan
    And things that are very easy to say when pi**ed....

    1) I love you I do, I really do. (This could be to missus, best mate or complete stranger in the street! )

    D
    I find it's usually the bloke in the Kebab van for some reason ???

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    LOL all VERY true

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