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    Default Someone loves me

    Just got this mail at work, perhaps I should put it in comedy section.



    Hello my new friend.
    It is my first letter on English.
    Sorry, if I made some mistake in words.
    But I write you from my hand and don't use pre-written letters.
    My name Ekaterina. I live in Russia, in city Saint-Petersburg.
    I am 26 years old. If you think, that I am not serious don't make mistake, and know me much more.
    I gave promise, that I will never married on Russia boy.
    All of them lie and don't hold his word.
    Some man drink alcohol very much.
    May be I will tell you more about my past relation later.
    But i don't like think about it, it was no good.
    My family are not large.
    We live with my mother and sister.
    My mother have good work as bookkeeper.
    We can pay for all life expenses.
    And I will not ask you help me with money.
    I know many stories about it.
    If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such girl!
    I am simple Russia girl, who want to live abroad.
    I want have husband and right family.
    I will try for this very much.
    I have very serious intention.
    My girlfriend find her husband on internet in last year.
    She move to United Kingdom and they have happy family.
    She write to me letter every week.
    Don't want write about me and my hobby in first letter.
    If I really interested you will ask me about all.
    I want ask you some question:
    Do you have children?
    What are you doing at work?
    Did you have past relation, wife?
    I hope, you can know some new things about me from this letter.


    Please reply only to my personal e-mail: beautigirl35@gmail.com


    I will wait your letter and hope to receive news from you shortly.
    Bye!

    Ekaterina, from Saint-Petersburg.
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    Having worked in russia a few times i can well believe its true , Had more than one run in with the local talent , my suggestion write back to her and ask if she has any pretty freind,s
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    lol.. you and me both mate,

    Some blonde called Polina contacted me..... she is ******* ok also

    post a pic later when the mrs aint looking

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    lmao , so how many emails have you sent her

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    Quote Originally Posted by steveked View Post
    lmao , so how many emails have you sent her
    Me............

    4 lol

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    Crack on, young man.

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    CCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR could be wife number 3 for me ...think she would want a 52 year old hubby ???????????? lol

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    Isn't she a member of the Adams family!!

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    Here is the one that mailed me

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    The person that mailed you is a 65 year old, 30 stone, toothless horror, who sticks a photo on the e-mail. (And sends hundreds of e-mails a day)

    Stand by for the "can you help with the air fair"

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