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    Default Old man check up

    An elderly couple, well into their 90's go to the Doctors as the wife insists that her husband has an annual medical check up. The Doctor examines the old man (who is very hard of hearing) checks is blood pressure, heart and lung function, checks his weight, eyesight, reflexes and then declares that the old man appears to be fit and well for his age.

    To make the examination complete, the Doctor turns to the old man and asks if he can provide a sample of urine, semen and stools before leaving to send away to the laboratory for testing. The old man looks at his wife in a puzzled way and says.....

    "I didn't quite hear what the Doctor said my love, what does he want".

    The wife replies...

    "It's OK dear, the Doctor would just like you to leave your underpants with him before you go"

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    Next time I'll take a spare, nice one

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