Ronaldo Car Crash

[p1aceb0]

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times.

It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

The police cautioned the offending driver while Ronaldo was lucky not to receive any injuries and proceeded to drive off.



After today's crash Ronaldo complained to the Police that the walls was 10 yards back!




Manure supports complained that a player earning £120k a week can't take corners

[SteveH]

like it

[Robbie69]

brilliant

[Stevel]

Pmsl.

[G.O'Rilla]

Like it.......!

Doesn't get a lot of sympathy, does he. The accident was in a 50MPH zone. You and I would be looking at the book being thrown at us - he will employ the famous speed ticket lawyer and find someone else to blame, so the post is probably absolutely correct!

P.S. according to the Telegraph he has had to slum it in his Bentley for the time being. I hope his insurance premiums are appropriately raised

[big rich]

very good

[gregc]

like it

[VauxVeteran]

OR

Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo at Fulham, not for his football ability, but to teach is chuaffer's how to crash safely in tunnels.

[morbid movie]

Like it.......!

Doesn't get a lot of sympathy, does he. The accident was in a 50MPH zone. You and I would be looking at the book being thrown at us - he will employ the famous speed ticket lawyer and find someone else to blame, so the post is probably absolutely correct!

P.S. according to the Telegraph he has had to slum it in his Bentley for the time being. I hope his insurance premiums are appropriately raised

somehow i dont think it will bother his bank balance the only thing is when the insurance companies have a big payout it usually gets passed down the line to the ordinary motorist who has to pay more next year to cover the companies losses

[Lordnikon]

OR

Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo at Fulham, not for his football ability, but to teach is chuaffer's how to crash safely in tunnels.

Harsh but quite