User Tag List

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Ronaldo Car Crash

  1. #1
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    west lothian
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default Ronaldo Car Crash

    Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times.

    It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

    The police cautioned the offending driver while Ronaldo was lucky not to receive any injuries and proceeded to drive off.



    After today's crash Ronaldo complained to the Police that the walls was 10 yards back!




    Manure supports complained that a player earning £120k a week can't take corners

  2. #2
    Regular Member SteveH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Wigan
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    like it

  3. #3
    Regular Member Robbie69's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Oxfordshire
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    brilliant

  4. #4
    Ex Vec-C Admin Stevel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Chester
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Pmsl.

  5. #5
    Regular Member G.O'Rilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    On the road
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Like it.......!

    Doesn't get a lot of sympathy, does he. The accident was in a 50MPH zone. You and I would be looking at the book being thrown at us - he will employ the famous speed ticket lawyer and find someone else to blame, so the post is probably absolutely correct!

    P.S. according to the Telegraph he has had to slum it in his Bentley for the time being. I hope his insurance premiums are appropriately raised

  6. #6
    Regular Member big rich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    birmingham
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    very good

  7. #7
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Winteringham
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    like it

  8. #8
    On a Sabbatical VauxVeteran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Nicking Ya Dinner.
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    OR

    Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo at Fulham, not for his football ability, but to teach is chuaffer's how to crash safely in tunnels.

  9. #9
    Regular Member morbid movie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    wrexham
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by G.O'Rilla View Post
    Like it.......!

    Doesn't get a lot of sympathy, does he. The accident was in a 50MPH zone. You and I would be looking at the book being thrown at us - he will employ the famous speed ticket lawyer and find someone else to blame, so the post is probably absolutely correct!

    P.S. according to the Telegraph he has had to slum it in his Bentley for the time being. I hope his insurance premiums are appropriately raised
    somehow i dont think it will bother his bank balance the only thing is when the insurance companies have a big payout it usually gets passed down the line to the ordinary motorist who has to pay more next year to cover the companies losses

  10. #10
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    outer space
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    OR

    Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo at Fulham, not for his football ability, but to teach is chuaffer's how to crash safely in tunnels.
    Harsh but quite

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Ronaldo
    By madman in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 15th June 2009, 12:20
  2. Ronaldo....plonker
    By Robbie69 in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 9th January 2009, 15:01
  3. ronaldo
    By johnnyg in forum General Chat
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 13th January 2008, 21:59
  4. hate ronaldo ???
    By signumT in forum General Chat
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 5th July 2006, 21:26
  5. Rooney vs Ronaldo
    By VauxVeteran in forum General Chat
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 4th July 2006, 17:38

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Nobody landed on this page from a search engine, yet!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •