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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.

    After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go
    to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.


    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

    "And what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson ponders for a minute.

    "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
    potentially billions of planets.

    Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce
    that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

    Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small
    and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

    Holmes is silent for a moment.

    "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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    old joke , very old.

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    Bmm BMM tssshhh!!

    I like that one though!!

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    Old, but still funny

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    Very good.

    You've just reminded me of another very old Sherlock Homes joke.

    Holmes and Watson had retired for the night after a hard days detective work when suddenly, Holmes started to become a little fruity.

    He went into Watson's room for a bit of hanky panky to which Watson agreed.

    After ripping down Watson's trousers and bending him over on all fours, he proceeded to smear a jar of lemon Curd all over his bum.

    'Whats that for Holmes?' Watson asked.























    'A lemon entry my dear Watson, a lemon entry'. !!!



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