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    Default Errrr,wife just tryed killing me...

    i feel really ill started my diet on monday,its been hard work and its only day 4!!! just sat down for my dinner and something seemed strange,had one tiny bite.......errrr whats this sheet your giving me i exclaimed... its a sausage she replyed!! (not).4king quorn. whats that all about? it looks like a sausage,smells abit like a sausage,bit its not a SAUSAGE!!!

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    Tell her, "NEVER MESS WITH A MAN AND HIS SAUSAGES!!!" I'd bin er mate!! LOL

    Bet she said she's only got your best interested at heart too!!! WOMAN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie69 View Post
    Tell her, "NEVER MESS WITH A MAN AND HIS SAUSAGES!!!" I'd bin er mate!! LOL

    Bet she said she's only got your best interested at heart too!!! WOMAN!
    tell you how bad they were robbie even the dog sniffed them and walked off!!! do you think its the final nail in her coffin,should i issue her with her p45.

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    we get some called Lincolnshire Veggie Sausages from cauldron and they're good on toast .. wouldn't touch anything quorn though...

    and no I'm not a veggie... just not fussy on what goes in sausages..

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    MARCHING ORDERS MATE, get the case out the loft, it's just unforgivable. This is no word of a lie, my mum told me my first word was sausage. Who does she think she is? She'll be buying Linda Mcartney and Kaliber next! ****ING HELL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbie69 View Post
    marching orders mate, get the case out the loft, it's just unforgivable. This is no word of a lie, my mum told me my first word was sausage. Who does she think she is? She'll be buying linda mcartney and kaliber next! ****ing hell!
    anybody got a spare room,shes crossed the line this time!!!

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    I have but she's told me I've got to decorate it for the new baby! Fancy a house share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie69 View Post
    MARCHING ORDERS MATE, get the case out the loft, it's just unforgivable. This is no word of a lie, my mum told me my first word was sausage. Who does she think she is? She'll be buying Linda Mcartney and Kaliber next! ****ING HELL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie69 View Post
    I have but she's told me I've got to decorate it for the new baby! Fancy a house share?
    yeah sounds good when can SHE move in????

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    Aye cant beat a square slice sausage **** ere quorn

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