The Sex Fairy

[Vaux-Man-G]

THIS IS A FORWARD I JUST RECIEVED....(in case any of you need help)! !

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.. The sweat produced cleanses the
Pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
Romantic dinner.

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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
Into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you With
a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
Active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. =============
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of The acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release The
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in
a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around
the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within
four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot
and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no
price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

[G.O'Rilla]

Like it, but here is an alternative view - apologies in advance if anyone is offended but I'm bored and trying dismally to be funny....

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. But smudges the make up and lippy something rotten
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.. The sweat produced cleanses the
Pores and makes your skin glow.but not half as much as the carpet burns
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
Romantic dinner. Just gotta burn off that big mac and fries
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!"Oh all right, but pull me nightie down when yer've finished"
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
Into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you With
a feeling of well-being.Without leaving the partner with any of the same
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
Active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!yes they're dialling 999 right now to report that stalker
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7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. =============See (4) above
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of The acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.She needs to be convinced it's a mouthwash, though
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release The
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.Provided thatyou can release the tension that restircts the bloodvessels somewhere else
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay feverNope, she won't let me do that to unblock her nose

[Sean-2.2Direct]

very good both