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    Default 50 things a woman cant do (no offence intended)!

    1. Know anything about a car except its colour
    2. Understand a film plot
    3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
    4. Lift
    5. Throw
    6. Run
    7. Park
    8. Fart
    9. Read a map
    10. Rob a bank
    11. Resist Ikea
    12. Sit still
    13. Tell a joke
    14. Play pool
    15. Pay for dinner
    16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
    17. Pee out of a train window
    18. Argue without shouting
    19. Get told off without crying
    20. Understand fruit machines
    21. Walk past a shoe shop
    22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
    23. Not comment on strangers clothes
    24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
    25. Let you sleep with a hangover
    26. Drink a pint gracefully
    27. Get a round in
    28. Throw a punch
    29. Do magic
    30. Like your friends
    31. Enjoy porn
    32. Eat a really hot curry
    33. Get to the point
    34. Buy plain envelopes
    35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
    37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
    38. Avoid credit card debt
    39. Dive into a pool
    40. Assemble furniture
    41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
    42. Set a video recorder
    43. Not try and change you
    44. Watch a war film
    45. Understand why flirting results in violence
    46. Spend a day by themselves
    47. Go to the toilet by themselves
    48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
    49. Choose a video quickly
    50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above


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    lol I daren't let her read this, shes already asked what I'm sniggering at

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    haha liking them!!

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    So true ,so true
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    After 26 years of marriage, I'd probably dispute 8,9 and 22, but LOL at the rest! (Quietly, 'cos I'm working from home and SWMBO is in the next room!)


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    3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message




    8. Fart
    9. Read a map


    12. Sit still
    13. Tell a joke
    14. Play pool
    15. Pay for dinner
    16. Eat a kebab whilst walking

    18. Argue without shouting
    19. Get told off without crying
    20. Understand fruit machines

    22. Make a decent bacon sandwich

    24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
    25. Let you sleep with a hangover
    26. Drink a pint gracefully
    27. Get a round in
    28. Throw a punch
    30. Like your friends
    31. Enjoy porn


    34. Buy plain envelopes
    35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"



    40. Assemble furniture
    41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

    43. Not try and change you

    45. Understand why flirting results in violence
    46. Spend a day by themselves
    47. Go to the toilet by themselves


    all of the above are well within her capability's.........and that's why i married her
    Midlands Mod Shop - NFFC.

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    51. spemn less than 2 hrs in a card shop looking for a birthday card for her mum.........

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