The reply to the Lonely Hearts Ad...

[Vaux-Man-G]

A lonely woman, with a string of failed relationships to abusive and unfaithful men , decided to try dating again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay, she opened the door to see a gentleman sitting in
a .

He had no arms or legs.

The woman said, 'You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!'

The man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on
you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat
you!'

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you
still good in bed???'

The man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

[Ste]

Ha ha... Liked that one.

[Sean-2.2Direct]

very good mate

[glenboy]

[big rich]

lol