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    A lonely woman, with a string of failed relationships to abusive and unfaithful men , decided to try dating again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her
    dismay, she opened the door to see a gentleman sitting in
    a .

    He had no arms or legs.

    The woman said, 'You're not really asking me to
    consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!'

    The man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on
    you!'

    She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
    Again, the man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat
    you!'

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you
    still good in bed???'

    The man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
    'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'




    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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    Ha ha... Liked that one.

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    very good mate

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    lol

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