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    Default Contract Killing

    A seventy year old man wants out of his marriage and decides to employ a contract killer instead of a solicitor.

    'How will you kill her', man asks

    'I'll shoot her just below the left breast', replies contract killer

    'For god sake I want her dead not knee capped' says man

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    good one alex

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    nice one Alex

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    Not bad mate..

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