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    A policeman on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did santa get you that?" yep replies the little girl.
    Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year and fined her £5.
    The little girl looked up at the policeman and said, "Nice horse u got there Did santa bring you that?" The policeman chuckles and replies, "He sure did. Well next year tell santa the f***ing d!ck goes under the horse, not on top!!
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    brilliant !!!

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    quality LOL

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    loving it, just wish I wasn't a copper and i'd love it more! Is funny, even us rozzers have a sebse of humor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie69 View Post
    loving it, just wish I wasn't a copper and i'd love it more! Is funny, even us rozzers have a sebse of humor!

    REALLY !!!

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    quality

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    lol

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    Nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie69 View Post
    loving it, just wish I wasn't a copper and i'd love it more! Is funny, even us rozzers have a sebse of humor!
    I want to work where you work then cus they dont at our place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg View Post
    I want to work where you work then cus they dont at our place!
    Depends where you work and who you work with/for I suppose! I too have crap days but on the whole try and have some fun.

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