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    Default Not so Dumb Blonde!!!

    A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.


    The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.



    The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.


    The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'


    This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.


    The lawyer asks the first question: 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'



    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.


    Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'


    The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mail's to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.


    After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500.


    The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.


    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'


    The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.




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    very good

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    i like it lol

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    very clever

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    lmao

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    Good effort

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